I’m like Hugh Hefner… minus the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money.
So basically, I have a robe.
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My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday.
Well, I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive.
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I think the best thing about Christmas is waiting to see what Christmas movie North Korea has allowed us to watch.
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