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England are to have a new captain next week.

His name is Roger Smith and he’s the pilot for the flight home.

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If FIFA carry on in this style: Russia 2018, Qatar 2022, Iran 2026, North Korea 2030, Hell 2034, Stoke 2038.

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I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week.

He said, „No, we’ll probably go 7-4-7 – it’s wider and offers more leg room.”

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The BBC are to replace Phil Neville as a commentator in the next England match..

With Siri.

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