I’ll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.
Through alcohol and poor judgement.
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I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underpants looking for jobs online.
My boss was furious.
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David Cameron calls for UK referendum on EU membership…
If we do decide to leave Europe, I hope we move somewhere warmer.
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I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn’t long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off.
I love counterfeiting stuff.
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