Fun. Stuff.

Putin claims he invaded Crimea because it was made up mostly of Russians.

Pakistan are now said to be drawing up plans to annex Bradford.

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My parents were really great, they taught me to never give up, no matter what.

So that’s bad news for the police and the hostages.

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I shouted through to my Mum this morning, „Happy Mother’s Day! How does breakfast in bed sound?”

„Lovely,” she replied.

„Great,” I said, „I’ll have a full English.”